My classification

Its strictly my classification and my ideologies. I care 2 hoots for any objections u mite hav to this. If its too lusty for u pls close it and read some other blog.

I still address men as guys and women as girls cos many jus act grown up. I literally find no difference in the notation.

Guys

1. the slave: offers himself to girls like he’s born for them. Cant think beyond a week in life and brain works on how to hav “fun”. Invariably gifted with gud looks or loaded with money. Goes well with the first 2 categories of girls.

2. the gigolo: born to keep girls happy in whatever way they want. Keeps smiling even when a girl insults him and walks off while he’s talking. Brain works on whom to talk to at wat point of time and so on. Again suited for 1^st 2 categories of girls. Has the charisma that these girls look for in life.

3. the wise one: extra ordinary mix of brains and charisma. Knows the limits everywhere and can get out of situations easily. Preferred by all categories but is wise enuf to select the pull the best one closer. Very diplomatic and thotful.

Almost enviable ; >

4. the simpleton: lives life carefully and methodically. Can think well to lead a gud family and live well. Has moderate expectations and also prefers the subtle pleasures offered by life (shudnt be read as vices). A moderate mix of everything from brains to looks to job to everything in life. Suited for the 3^rd category of girls.

the black sheep: the ones like me…no comments

Girls

1. the bimbo: typically one with no brain usage but inverse outward appearance, which they think, is present for showing others only. Commonly the ones who get into vices and many guys fall for them but the relationship never lasts…. u need a brain to work a relationship.

2. the slut: brains present and gud outward appearance. The brain works on how to get pleasure out of life and “enjoy”. Can go to the extent of inviting ppl to explore her at times also. Again the relationship formed breaks because of ego and freedom differences.

3. the poignant one: average mix of brains and outward appearance. Softer emotions seen. Hav better thots than the above 2 but still hover around the “weaker sex” tag only. Do appreciate the simple pleasures of life though.

4. The intellectual: a fully working brain present. Gr8 to talk to and capable of matching a guy word for word without thinking conventionally and sticking to the old tags. Can go to the extent of saying that they don’t belive in weaker sex and equality and behave no different under all circumstances. Can judge ppl for wt they r really worth.

A few others also move around between the 2^nd, 3^rd and 4^th categories as the situation demands.