Why do “girls jus wanna hav fun”?

On the fore set lemme mention that this mite sound chauvinistic but then its wats happening everywhere. Another sad but true story. Girls hav always played an integral part in a guy’s life and in the world also. The single thot associated with them r they r the weaker sex but then the new thot of equality comes in somewhere. Obviously they contradict each other totally. Girls can easily jump from one concept to the other as required by the situation. This always results in the advantage of the girls only. Never hav I seen a guy who’s benefited by girls by jumping from equality to weaker sex and vice versa. Girls nowadays hav entered into all fields of life showing their capabilities being sometimes better than guys also. Sadly they also do these when alcohol and tobacco are concerned instead of taking a stand against them all. It also said occasionally that girls r wise and take calculated decisions in life. Sadly many choose to hav “fun”. Invariably guys support girls in every way possible in life. Its said that a guy can manage in any situation but a girl cant. When a girl can demand equality she can obviously fend for herself also in life. It’s a common statement that most antisocial elements r guys and they only ruin a girl’s life. Several advantages like the eve teasing bill, job preferences, education preferences and wat not all present becos a Y is replaced by X. Still women “complain” of unfair society and suppression. Newspapers scream of girls being arrested from pubs and other places late at nite. Even as guys sober down in life girls continue to keep up with their idea of fun and freedom they enjoy in the society.

My classification

Its strictly my classification and my ideologies. I care 2 hoots for any objections u mite hav to this. If its too lusty for u pls close it and read some other blog.

I still address men as guys and women as girls cos many jus act grown up. I literally find no difference in the notation.

Guys

1. the slave: offers himself to girls like he’s born for them. Cant think beyond a week in life and brain works on how to hav “fun”. Invariably gifted with gud looks or loaded with money. Goes well with the first 2 categories of girls.

2. the gigolo: born to keep girls happy in whatever way they want. Keeps smiling even when a girl insults him and walks off while he’s talking. Brain works on whom to talk to at wat point of time and so on. Again suited for 1^st 2 categories of girls. Has the charisma that these girls look for in life.

3. the wise one: extra ordinary mix of brains and charisma. Knows the limits everywhere and can get out of situations easily. Preferred by all categories but is wise enuf to select the pull the best one closer. Very diplomatic and thotful.

Almost enviable ; >

4. the simpleton: lives life carefully and methodically. Can think well to lead a gud family and live well. Has moderate expectations and also prefers the subtle pleasures offered by life (shudnt be read as vices). A moderate mix of everything from brains to looks to job to everything in life. Suited for the 3^rd category of girls.

the black sheep: the ones like me…no comments

Girls

1. the bimbo: typically one with no brain usage but inverse outward appearance, which they think, is present for showing others only. Commonly the ones who get into vices and many guys fall for them but the relationship never lasts…. u need a brain to work a relationship.

2. the slut: brains present and gud outward appearance. The brain works on how to get pleasure out of life and “enjoy”. Can go to the extent of inviting ppl to explore her at times also. Again the relationship formed breaks because of ego and freedom differences.

3. the poignant one: average mix of brains and outward appearance. Softer emotions seen. Hav better thots than the above 2 but still hover around the “weaker sex” tag only. Do appreciate the simple pleasures of life though.

4. The intellectual: a fully working brain present. Gr8 to talk to and capable of matching a guy word for word without thinking conventionally and sticking to the old tags. Can go to the extent of saying that they don’t belive in weaker sex and equality and behave no different under all circumstances. Can judge ppl for wt they r really worth.

A few others also move around between the 2^nd, 3^rd and 4^th categories as the situation demands.

Ragging a.k.a self humiliation

Finally after crossing a year, I aptly expected that becoming a senior in college wouldn’t make a lot of difference. New faces came into the college also but still my situation and stand in coll didn’t change one bit. I can say evenly that I haven’t ragged any juniors. Ragging seemed pointless and I absolutely found no need to do it. I still am ragged by other seniors. Its all a matter of who comes first when seating is concerned. Yet last yr I was told to move out of my seat by my seniors. The general misconception is that once u get thru the first yr, horns thrust out and u become “seniors” capable of commanding over the newcomers. But then sex partiality has a say in every walk of life and makes its presence felt here also. U can try this out at your risk: in a bus try asking a “gud looking” girl to get up and shove off from her seat; it’s a surety that other seniors will ask u to shut up and move ur butt instead. This is the result of knowing them for 1 yr and getting ragged by the same seniors who immediately jumped sides to support the newcomer. Well, if u wanted to get to kno a newcomer u can directly ask them to introduce themselves (in a normal way) and make them feel comfortable with the new surroundings. IF the junior shows attitude and sounds arrogant then the situation takes on a whole new dimension. I hav seen juniors displaying their “talents” according to the whims and fancies of the seniors with no particular reason at all. Its noticed that guys endure more ragging than girls do. A pleading look and smile from a girl is enuf. Obviously the junior does wats said so that the senior doesn’t get angry but then no one knos wat they talk among themselves later. Respect is something u shud command and never demand in life. Humiliating a junior by form of ragging can never make that person respect the senior truly and the senior gains respect jus for the sake of it. I was told to sit with my hands folded jus cos the senior asked me to. It neither benefited me nor the senior there. Still I had to obey as I was told to and this gesture was seen as fear and respect to the senior. Obviously the exact opposite thots cud be running in my mind maybe but still the senior is satisfied that I hav done wat is asked for. Its something universal I guess where juniors r welcomed into college life this way. Sad but true.

Suburban train journeys

Sometimes u mite hav noticed how even a simple thing or event causes immense joy or pleasure in us. This cant be attributed to anything other than the euphoric state the mind is elevated to due to that event. Sometimes such events can also bring about a remarkable calm in the person. Suburban train journeys always puts my mind in a temporary but long lasting state of calm. I cant figure out if its due to teh train rattling along, the sights from the train or the people inside the train. I hav been on these trips at various times of the day but the magic created is always newer and always better.
Getting into a train at around 9 am : the entire station and train are congested with office goers and students. Yet a number of noises can be distinguished clearly among all the buzz. Rite from a baby crying to a vendor selling breakfast there, everyone puts forth their voices loud and clear. Also one can observe the shops being set up for the day somewhere in the railway stations.

Around 11.30 am : executives who hav to travel around teh city a lot can be found as usual. The train vendors get active and all sorts of things can be bought for 1/10th the prices outside. Blind men singing for a living, fruit sellers hawking their fruits and all other vendors advertising their wares is a common site.

Around 4 pm : a trickle of college students will be present along with those travelling to Central or Egmore to catch an evening train out of Chennai. Families going to the Central Chennai and relatives returning home after a grand lunch somewhere r regulars at this time. The hawkers and vendors r omnipresent.

Around 6.30 pm : The crowd returns again as office goers return home along with those travelling to Central or Egmore to catch a nite train out of Chennai. A myriad of colors and noises r present as the trains r packed till they burst.

Around 8.30 pm : the crowd slowly reduces but vendors still dont call it a day. The whole train becomes a lot quieter and the last stranglers for the day trudge home. The lighting, noises and visuals make it a breath taking scene creating its own creative beauty.

God and middle men

I used to be an aestetic during skool life and ne er questioned anything. I can confidently blame people around me including a bitch (was a teacher) who voiced their opinions rite on my face...like i asked teh castrated bastards wat they thot or not...hell they jus walked and started talking like it was their damned business. This caused my drift from my religious beliefs and led to articles like teh one written below :

Science vs. Religion

Science is a term used in its broadest meaning to denote systematized knowledge in any field, but applied usually to the organization of objectively verifiable sense experience. The pursuit of knowledge in this context is known as pure science, to distinguish it from applied science, which is the search for practical uses of scientific knowledge, and from technology, through which applications are realized. One of the major branches of science is Physics.

“Physics is a major science, dealing with the fundamental constituents of the universe, the forces they exert on one another, and the results produced by these forces. Sometimes in modern physics a more sophisticated approach is taken that incorporates elements of the three areas listed above; it relates to the laws of symmetry and conservation, such as those pertaining to energy, momentum, charge, and parity.”

This is the exact definition of physics in an encyclopaedia or any other book of knowledge. But according to me, physics is nothing more than a number of questions punctuated in between with complex words like those mentioned in the above piece of information. The definition of science given above is also utter nonsense. Physics is closely related to the other natural sciences and, in a sense, encompasses them. Everything around us involves science in some form or the other. A good science student is one who has mastered the art of questioning thoroughly but also has seen the true face of science in whatever he or she is doing.

Regarding the topic that I have chosen to type about, science and religion are totally different aspects of life. Even though I am not an atheist, I don’t believe in many customs in any of the religions present today (not that I believe in people who PREACH* science also.) Many customs prevalent today are quite senseless and so unintelligible that those who follow any certain religion do it very blindly. Most people who do many a ritual during the course of a year do not understand what they do and they do better not do such rituals. They just follow the instructions of a man who draws money from them in the name of God.

Some of the other silly customs are not to lie down during the evenings and also not to keep the door open during evenings. Our elders just show us a very old picture of a person donned in a dhoti and attired with a lot of jewels and a light behind his head and say he is God. Have they seen him before for themselves? They also have been showed the same picture and been told that he is God.

The imagination of God by an aesthetic is almost equivalent to a blind man’s vision of another man, as no one has seen God before. In the temples they tell us to say something in Sanskrit in front of a stone carved to a specific shape indicating it as God and giving the stone a specific name.

On the other hand, science is very, very, very, very, very, very, very different from religion. There is no place for blind belief in science and everything has to be questioned and analyzed before accepting it. An air of skepticism should always be floating over a science student. Everything that is said by a person has to be experimented and doubted before even believing it. One more important point about science is to understand the fundamentals thoroughly even before talking about science as they lay the foundation of the entire skyscraper that is science.

* (Those who preach science are those who just teach science but do not answer those students who ask any questions to them! I guess they themselves don’t understand what they are trying to convey)

Knowledge is not Science!

Use of bombastic terms is not science!

Information is not Science!

What is around you that you don’t know and which you want to know is Science!

My irritation and rebuttal to such talks mentioned before the aricle were these verbal outbursts and visual displays of atheism. But one thing was that i began doubting religion and customs. Even though i accepted the presence of a central being as God but then lost interest in customs and beliefs. Sadly, those who do follow customs r a dying breed now. The neo priests hav other aims when they decide to take up this line of work. Invariably most priests become totally money minded and extort as much as they possibly can..alrite i do agree they do need to make a living but then their actual intentions shudnt waver so much...my bitter experience in a temple where in i gav for archanai..the priest subtly hinted tht i needed to put some money on teh plate by saying "vaera onnum kadaiyaadha?"...i ignored this and walked out..the bitch (God forgive me) called me back and asked me to put some money on the plate. He even had the audacity of citing a similarity wherein we spend money when we go to a hotel. He was able to lower himself to this level to literally asking me to give him some money atleast. Even though some of the money goes to the temple i hav noticed that all teh money from the plate going into a separate bag only..i cudnt help but wish i had given all the money to teh handicapped beggar sitting outside teh temple..lol wat difference wud that make in this case? Stuff like births and deaths in a family automatically signal for mobilisation of funds to pay these priests...lol nowadays priests also go on foreign trips to serve in temples present out of India...thats quite some money involved..their entire sty is sponsored by flithy rich and religious NRIs...

Tamil Nadu politics

Having decided to blog about public issues i thot i'll jus step into the shitload rite away...
Politics in tamil nadu rite from the formation of DK to DMDK has been full of twists and turns. I invariably find the scenario funny when the politicians convincingly fool people to vote for them. Pre election manifestos and promises got wilder and wackier as the D-Day approached. I was able to note these recent elections nicely and hence feel i can safely comment on it. On the outset i'll state a few facts:
DMK promises : Illavasa Tv with cable connection, erendu rubaiku ration arisi, vivasayi galluku illavasa nellam etc
AIADMK : "Madam J" first spoke philosophically that she had done enuf for her people and they wud vote for her in return. Later on her lucrative promises included free gold and free marriages, 20 kg of rice for Rs.35 etc
DMDK : Finally Captain Vijaykanth felt he's been jobless in life and the state needed him from now on. He promised free 15 kg rice, cows and door delivery of rations.
I still dont understand wat Vaiko does inbetween all these guys. I hav seen him posing in a variety of dresses suiting the occasion and that he's a gr8 orator but then cant go beyond saying politican if asked wat his occupation is. He frequents jail and glorifies the experience also.
So then tamil nadu politics survives on the people i.e. those who vote. Sadly it realistically means illiterate, poor mass constituting the housing boards, slums and area borders filled with all kinda insects, diseases and not to mention an open gutter flowing freely thru the so called roads present there. These people hav high ambitions but little realism and practicalism in life. Also develop the mentality that anything goes for money.
With the kind of funds i notice being spent on campaigning and glorifying each side, no one we still reel under bad road conditions, sanitation and third rate buses. One of those glorifying events i noticed was in t nagar bang on pondy bazar. Elaborate bandobust with police manning every feet of the area around the function and lot of chair and kachi thondargal hearing a speech. AS we walked closer, i noticed that there wasnt anyone on stage and a recorder was placed near the microphone. So many policemen for a tape recorder. Other events include dances by MGR look alikes and adaptation of third rate TASMAC certified tamil songs with party glorifying lyrics..spending this kinda money here makes me wonder where all teh funds come from...lol the budget allocated 280 crores for flood prevention in Chennai alone...and yet parties like Lok Paritran r also not encourged...

All thanx to the bloody idiot who cant keep his trap shut

My first thots and purpose of blogging was to speak my mind out about my life only. I "assumed" i cud do it here freely without ppl disturbing me but then am surrounded by nuts who r even more jobless than i am and get satisfaction by pissing me off. So here i am back again to start talking about things that happen around me and all that. Am sure that those who read it will get interested and read fully or get bored rite in the beginning and close the window.

For those who kno me, this is my blog and i type my version and wat i feel. Pls dont try to explain stuff here to me cos i dont care a damn for it anyway.

For those who dont kno me yet, pls dont read my blog cos it will jus piss u off. Get to kno me from orkut maybe.