Why do “girls jus wanna hav fun”?

On the fore set lemme mention that this mite sound chauvinistic but then its wats happening everywhere. Another sad but true story. Girls hav always played an integral part in a guy’s life and in the world also. The single thot associated with them r they r the weaker sex but then the new thot of equality comes in somewhere. Obviously they contradict each other totally. Girls can easily jump from one concept to the other as required by the situation. This always results in the advantage of the girls only. Never hav I seen a guy who’s benefited by girls by jumping from equality to weaker sex and vice versa. Girls nowadays hav entered into all fields of life showing their capabilities being sometimes better than guys also. Sadly they also do these when alcohol and tobacco are concerned instead of taking a stand against them all. It also said occasionally that girls r wise and take calculated decisions in life. Sadly many choose to hav “fun”. Invariably guys support girls in every way possible in life. Its said that a guy can manage in any situation but a girl cant. When a girl can demand equality she can obviously fend for herself also in life. It’s a common statement that most antisocial elements r guys and they only ruin a girl’s life. Several advantages like the eve teasing bill, job preferences, education preferences and wat not all present becos a Y is replaced by X. Still women “complain” of unfair society and suppression. Newspapers scream of girls being arrested from pubs and other places late at nite. Even as guys sober down in life girls continue to keep up with their idea of fun and freedom they enjoy in the society.

My classification

Its strictly my classification and my ideologies. I care 2 hoots for any objections u mite hav to this. If its too lusty for u pls close it and read some other blog.

I still address men as guys and women as girls cos many jus act grown up. I literally find no difference in the notation.

Guys

1. the slave: offers himself to girls like he’s born for them. Cant think beyond a week in life and brain works on how to hav “fun”. Invariably gifted with gud looks or loaded with money. Goes well with the first 2 categories of girls.

2. the gigolo: born to keep girls happy in whatever way they want. Keeps smiling even when a girl insults him and walks off while he’s talking. Brain works on whom to talk to at wat point of time and so on. Again suited for 1^st 2 categories of girls. Has the charisma that these girls look for in life.

3. the wise one: extra ordinary mix of brains and charisma. Knows the limits everywhere and can get out of situations easily. Preferred by all categories but is wise enuf to select the pull the best one closer. Very diplomatic and thotful.

Almost enviable ; >

4. the simpleton: lives life carefully and methodically. Can think well to lead a gud family and live well. Has moderate expectations and also prefers the subtle pleasures offered by life (shudnt be read as vices). A moderate mix of everything from brains to looks to job to everything in life. Suited for the 3^rd category of girls.

the black sheep: the ones like me…no comments

Girls

1. the bimbo: typically one with no brain usage but inverse outward appearance, which they think, is present for showing others only. Commonly the ones who get into vices and many guys fall for them but the relationship never lasts…. u need a brain to work a relationship.

2. the slut: brains present and gud outward appearance. The brain works on how to get pleasure out of life and “enjoy”. Can go to the extent of inviting ppl to explore her at times also. Again the relationship formed breaks because of ego and freedom differences.

3. the poignant one: average mix of brains and outward appearance. Softer emotions seen. Hav better thots than the above 2 but still hover around the “weaker sex” tag only. Do appreciate the simple pleasures of life though.

4. The intellectual: a fully working brain present. Gr8 to talk to and capable of matching a guy word for word without thinking conventionally and sticking to the old tags. Can go to the extent of saying that they don’t belive in weaker sex and equality and behave no different under all circumstances. Can judge ppl for wt they r really worth.

A few others also move around between the 2^nd, 3^rd and 4^th categories as the situation demands.

Ragging a.k.a self humiliation

Finally after crossing a year, I aptly expected that becoming a senior in college wouldn’t make a lot of difference. New faces came into the college also but still my situation and stand in coll didn’t change one bit. I can say evenly that I haven’t ragged any juniors. Ragging seemed pointless and I absolutely found no need to do it. I still am ragged by other seniors. Its all a matter of who comes first when seating is concerned. Yet last yr I was told to move out of my seat by my seniors. The general misconception is that once u get thru the first yr, horns thrust out and u become “seniors” capable of commanding over the newcomers. But then sex partiality has a say in every walk of life and makes its presence felt here also. U can try this out at your risk: in a bus try asking a “gud looking” girl to get up and shove off from her seat; it’s a surety that other seniors will ask u to shut up and move ur butt instead. This is the result of knowing them for 1 yr and getting ragged by the same seniors who immediately jumped sides to support the newcomer. Well, if u wanted to get to kno a newcomer u can directly ask them to introduce themselves (in a normal way) and make them feel comfortable with the new surroundings. IF the junior shows attitude and sounds arrogant then the situation takes on a whole new dimension. I hav seen juniors displaying their “talents” according to the whims and fancies of the seniors with no particular reason at all. Its noticed that guys endure more ragging than girls do. A pleading look and smile from a girl is enuf. Obviously the junior does wats said so that the senior doesn’t get angry but then no one knos wat they talk among themselves later. Respect is something u shud command and never demand in life. Humiliating a junior by form of ragging can never make that person respect the senior truly and the senior gains respect jus for the sake of it. I was told to sit with my hands folded jus cos the senior asked me to. It neither benefited me nor the senior there. Still I had to obey as I was told to and this gesture was seen as fear and respect to the senior. Obviously the exact opposite thots cud be running in my mind maybe but still the senior is satisfied that I hav done wat is asked for. Its something universal I guess where juniors r welcomed into college life this way. Sad but true.